Dads an idiot

Anyway ,being as awesome as I am, I was born in Cretan Land, and then taken to my grandmother Earth who hid me away in a cavern in the Earth (the same one that housed my uncles the cyclopses and the hundred-handers) in Crete. Mum then wrapped a stone in my baby cloth and gave it to my dear old daddy to swallow. Being the idoit that he is my father could not tell a baby from a stone and swallowed it, causing him to regurgitate all my brothers and sisters unharmed (casue that makes sense).