Lets start at the beggining

So I decided before I get to the most interesting part of this little story, the part that is focused on me, I am going to start at the beggining, just to give you a bit of backround knowledge about where I came from. Origionally the Earth was in chaos, not the nicest place to be, but then my grandparents came along. My good old granny ,Earth or Gaia, (Hesiod calls her "broad-breasted" hahahaha) gave birth to my Grandfather, Uranos (Hesiod calls him "starry-heaven" hahaha, he cracks me up sometimes), we greek gods are a tad incestous. My grandfather being the lovely fellow that he is (not) would not let my aunts and uncles be born, including my father Cronos. Being that bad ass that he is Cronos castrated my grandfather, man you gotta feel sorry for the guy. While he was busy mourning the loss of his "little Uranos", granny gave birth to all my aunts and uncles.