FAN MAIL!!!!

One of my many devoted fans sent in this drawing of me, I am flattered really, but I believe I am more handsome in real life. If any one else wants to send some fanmail email it to me at TheThunderbolt@hotmail.com.

Happy Wife = Happy Life

Sooo after a horrible first marriage to a girl called Metis, I decieded its better to keep mariages in the family. I married my sister Hera, goddess of women and marriage, the perfect person to be my wife. Yet it turns ot she has a little problem with jealousy. I cant help it if I have thousands of conquests, women just find me attractive, I mean just look at me. Hera can be a bit spitefull when she in jealous, I mean just look at what she did to Io and Heracles, my son. Lets just say its not the happiest marriage there ever was.

Our little trip to Paris this year. Disaster.

Not Another Bad Movie

I watched The Immortals yesterday, what a load of RUBUSH!!!!. They got the story completly wrong, and I would NEVER pretend to be an old man, I am far to handsome. In the movie Theseus defeats a man with a metal bulls head, not an actual minotaur, the outrage!!!!. Also Ariadne is not mentioned, Theseus wouldnt have gotten out of the maze if it wasnt for her!!!!. Dont you hate it when they get the story wrong, I do. The king is not happy :(

Grannies revenge

Well after hearing that I had banished her children to Tartarus, as you can imagine Gaia was not to happy with me. So what did she do?. Well being the loving grandmother that she is, she sent the fearsome monster Typhoeus after me. The thing had 100 serpent heads for fingers, can you imagine that 100!!, AND HE HAD WINGS!!!!!!. I wish I had wings :(. Anyway I grabbed my lightining bolt and took him out. I schorched his snakey fingers, using lightning, thunder and the smoking bolt I destroyed the fearsome creature. It was my extreme strength and cunning which allowed me to defeat the beast. I saved the day!!!!. After I defeated him I flung him intot Tartarus, where he has imprisoned under Mt. Etna.

ACTION SHOT!!!!!!!!!

Sharing is Caring

After the Titans were banished to Tartarus my brothers Poseidon, Hades and I decided to split up the world, with each of us ruling a different part. I got the air and the sky, Poseidon got the water and Hades got the underworld (bad luck bro).

My Latest Conquest

My latest conquest and I relaxing on the beach :)

 

Poor Atlas

Unlike all of his brothers and sisters, I thought the Titan ,Atlas, deserved a different fate. I made him hold up the heavens for all time mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!. Lets just say he wasnt happy about it, but thats the great thing about being king of the gods, people have to do what I tell them to :D.

THATS RIGHT, ENVY ME

LOOK WHAT I FOUND, I HAVE MY OWN VIDEO GAME, I AM TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!

REVENGE OF THE SWALLOWED!!!!!!!!

Now that my brothers and sisters were not inside our fathers stomach, and we had all grown up, we decided it was time dad and all of his brothers and sisters to say goodbye. Being the great guy that I am, I made friends with my uncles who were trapped inside the earth, and then freed them. Grateful for their release the my uncles the cyclopses made me the thunderbolt. THE GREATEST WEAPON OF ALL TIME!!!!!, and it was weilded by the greatest god of all time, me :). Anyway, you probably already knew that. After they were released the hundred-handers, along with the cyclopses and my brothers and sisters helped me to defeat Cronos, who I founght hard and heroically, and send him and all his brothers and sisters to Tartarus, deep down below the earth. TAKE THAT DAD!!!!

Dressed for war :)